MEN'S RULES

We always hear "the rules"From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done.Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as soccer, and other sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do

26 Things That A
Perfect Guy Would Do


1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

GIRLS LIKE GUYS TO

1-touch their waist

2-talk to them

3-share secrets

4-give her your jacket

5-kiss them slowly

6-hug them

7-hold her

8-laugh with her

9-invite her somewhere

10-let her be with you when your with your friends

11-smile with her

12-take pics with her

13-pull her onto your lap

14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back

15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved

16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her

17-kiss her unexpectedly

18-hug her from behind around the waist

19-tell her she beautiful not sexy!

20-tell her the way you feel about her!

21-kiss her on the lips,if she doesnt like then kiss her hand or forhead.

22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff

23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD

24-make her feel loved

25-buy them stuff. like small things can still help

26-don't lie to her

27-dont cheat on her

28-take her anywhere she wants

29-txt messege her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her

30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even though she doesn't need you just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you

LOVE MEANS, writen by me

Love means:

I respect you
I'm here for you
I need you with me
You are unique
You are great in my vision
Being next to me is enough for me
I prefer you than others
I prefer you than myself
I'm afraid about you
I always miss you
I want to see you always happy
I don't want to see you sad
I love to help you in everything
I'm always here when you need me
I don't like you to get mad from me
I don't like to see you cry
What makes you cry makes me cry too
You are always in my mind
I like to give you anything you want even the most important thing for me

writen by: Maher saba

كيف تعرف انك تحب شخص معين حبا صادقا؟

اذا كانت هذه الجمل تنطبق عليك فانت حتما مصاب بداء الحب وليس اي حب "الحب الصادق"

عندما تشعر باحساس غريب وعميق ودافئ

عندما يخفق قلبك لرؤية او تذكر انسان ما

عندما تشعر بضربات داخلية واحساس ممتع غير موصوف

عندما لاتشعر بالوقت معه

عندما تستمع وتتلذذ باحلام اليقظة

عندما تنظر اليه نظرة طاهرة بعيدة عن اي غرائز دونية او نزوات شهوانية

عندما تشعر انك اخف وزنا من الهواء واكثر عمقا من المحيط واقوى من الجبال وانقى من البياض

عندما تشعر بذاتك العاطفية مشبعة تماما

عندما تنظر الى اي جنس وترى انهم كلهم سواسية عدا سواء من تحب

عندما تبكي عند الفراق وتعيش على امل لقاء اخر

حين ترى او تشم اي شي جميل ووقتها يقفز الى ذهنك من تحب

حينما تبكي وتبكي وحيدا وبعيد عند فقده وتبقى طول عمرك على ذكراه فلا تستطيع ان تنساه

عندما تعيش حياة الاخريين وانت سجين عالمك من الحزن والبكاء والشقاء اذا كانت كل هذه الاعراض فيك واكثر من ذلك ..... فاعلم انك قد

احببت بكل صدق واخلاصمن الجميل ان يكون لك قلب انت صاحبه ولكن الاجمل ان يكون لك صاحب هو كل قلبك

Writen by: Maher Saba

لاتندم على حب عشته

لاتندم على حب عشته...حتى ولو صارت ذكرى تؤلمك فإذا كانت الزهور قد جفت وضاع عبيرها ولم يبقى منهاغير الأشواك فلا تنسى انها منحتك عطراً جميلاً أسعدك

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لا تكسر ابداً كل الجسور مع من تحب فربما شاءت الأقدار لكما يوماً لقاء يوماً آخريعيد مامضى ويصل مانقطع...فإذا كان العمر الجميل قد رحل فمن يدري ربما انتظرك عمر أجمل

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وإذا قررت يوما أن تترك حبيباً فلا تترك له جرحاً فمن اعطانا قلباً لايستحق ابداً منا ان نغرس فيه سهماً او نترك له لحظه الم تشقيه وما أجمل أن تبقى بيننا لحظات الزمن الجميل

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وإذا فرقت الايام بينكما فلا تتذكر لمن كنت تحب غير كل احساس صادق ولاتتحدث عنه إلا بكل ماهو رائع ونبيل فقد اعطاك قلباً...واعطيته عمر وليس هناك اغلى من القلب والعمر في حياة الانسان

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واذا جلست يوماً وحيداً تحاول ان تجمع حولك ظلال ايام جميلة عشتها مع من تحب، اترك بعيداً كل مشاعر الالم والوحشة التي فرقت بينكما حاول ان تجمع في دفاتر اوراقك كل الكلمات الجميله التي سمعتها ممن تحب وكل الكلمات الصادقة التي قلتها لمن تحب

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واجعل في ايامك مجموعة من الصور الجميلة لهذا الانسان الذي سكن قلبك يوماً...ملامحه وبريق عينيه الحزين

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وابتسامته في لحظة صفاء ووحشته في لحظه ضيق...والامل الذي كبر بينكما يوماً وترعرع حتى وإن كان قد ذبل ومات

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إذا سألوك يوماً عن انسان احببته فلا تقل سراً كان بينكما ولا تحاول ابداً تشويه الصورة الجميلة لهذا الانسان الذي احببته اجعل من قلبك مخبأ سرياً لكل اسراره وحكاياته فالحب اخلاق قبل ان يكون مشاعر

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وإذا شاءت الأقدار واجتمع الشمل يوماً فلا تبدأ بالعتاب والهجاء والشجن وحاول أن تتذكر آخر لحظه حب بينكما لكي تصل الماضي بالحاضر ولا تفتش عن اشياء مضت لان الذي ضاع ...ضاع...والحاضر اهم كثيراً من الماضي ولحظة اللقاء اجمل بكثير من ذكريات وداع موحش واذا اجتمع الشمل مرة آخرى حاول أن تتجنب اخطاء الامس التي فرقت بينكما لأن الأنسان لابد أن يستفيد من تجاربه

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ولاتحاول ابداً تصفي حسابات أو تثأر من انسان اعطيته قلبك لأن تصفية الحسابات عملة رخيصة في سوق المعاملات العاطفية ، والثأر ليس من اخلاق العشاق ومن الخطا أن تعرض مشاعرك في الاسواق وأن تكون فارساً بلا اخلاق واذا كان ولا بد من الفراق فلا تترك للصلح باباً الا مضيت فيه

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اذا اكتشفت ان كل الابواب مغلقة وأن الرجاء لا أمل فيه وأن من أحببت يوماً أغلق مفاتيح قلبه والقاها في سراديب النسيان...هنا فقط اقول كإن كرامتك أهم كثيراً من قلبك الجريح حتى وإن غطت دماؤه سماء هذا الكون الفسيح فلن يفيدك أن تنادي حبيباً لايسمعك وأن تسكن بيتاً لم يعد يعرفك أحد فيه وأن تعيش على ذكرى انسان فرط فيك بلا سبب في الحب لا تفرط فيمن يشتريك...ولاتشتري من باعك ولاتحزن عليه

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مع تحياتي للجميع

ما هو الفرق بين الحب والصداقة

ما هو الفرق بين الحب والصداقة !بمعنى ...

هل يمكن أن يكون الحبيب صديقا ً؟

والصديق حبيبا ً؟

الجواب هو نعم !لكن الحب والصداقة يختلفان وإليكم التفصيل الصداقة لاتنتهي !

فصديق اليوم قد يبقى صديق الغد أما الحب فإنه عندما يرحل ! لا يعود والذي نحبه مرة ثم ننساه لانحبه مرة أخرى هكذا هي الصداقة ! شجرة صلبة تمر بجميع الفصول وتبقى صامدة !طالما هناك من يرويها وهكذا هو الحب ! وردة محاطة بالأشواك وردة لاتشرب إلا من الكأسين معاً

الصداقة يمكن أن تصبح حباً ..

بل هي غالبا ما تبدأ كذلك لكن الحب لايمكن أن يتحول الى صداقة !ولا يمكن أن يصبح الحبيب مجرد صديق ومن نحبه !

نريده لنا وحدنا !أما الصديق ! فهو للجميع الصداقة درجات !

تبدأ من القاعدة وتنتهي عند القمة تبدأ من الرقم ( 1 ) وتنتهي حيث اللانهاية فقد تجد صديقا مقرباً !

وآخر اقل قرباً ! وثالثاً بالكاد تذكره والقريب اليوم قد يصبح بعيداً في الغد ! أو العكس هذه الفرضيات لاتوجد في معادلة الحب فالحب لا بتجزأ ! ولا درجات فيه هو درجـة واحدة فقط ولايقبل التحليق إلا عالياً أو يرفض الإبحار ولا يمكن ان تحـب انسانا ثم يقل حبك له فالحب لايقبل أنصاف الحلول إما ان يكون قوياًً أو ينتهي إلى الأبد

writen by:MAHER SABA

True Friends

True Friends always pop up to say Hello...


True Friends don't care if you're a lil' different...


True Friends never fight like cats and dogs...


True Friends will drive you anywhere!...


True Friends let everyone come along...


True Friends don't laugh at you when you get new glasses...


True Friends help you up when you're down...

And True Friends never let you do something you'll
regret when you wake up the next morning!

متى أشوفك

متى أشوفك

متى أشوفك و أتمتع بجمالك
لسا حستنى كتير عشان أشوفك

بسمتك روعه من الجمال
عيونك فيهم طيبه و سؤال

سؤال عن اللي حبك
و بيموت بشكلك

ربك بعتك لي هديه
وانا حاسس انك على طول لي

ابتسم جدا لما اشوفك
و تستمر ابتسامتي بوجودك

شفايفك من السكر ,كلامك زي العنبر
و انت الوحيده اللي حبي ليكي يكبر

قلبك دافي على طول
وانا بحبك مش معقول

يمكن بحبك و يمكن معجب

و مش حابب كل شيء يكون مقلب

poem by: maher saba

Most Beautiful Things About Women

It is amazing how women are so wonderfully giving and loving. Their love is unconditional and forever. And once they forgive, they really forget. They don't dig out the heavy artillery, even when they have the best opportunities to do so.

It is lovely how women manage to hear you out for hours. They never pass judgments. Never say you are wrong (even if you have behaved like the worst jerk in the world). And when you ask for their opinion they give it without managing to make you feel a worm. They criticize without wounding.

The most adorable thing about a women is her blush. It speaks volumes and conveys things which even she wont openly admit too. It is a real turn on when a women blushes at you. It shows she more than cares, she is crazy about you.

A smile. I dig women's smile. Now when women smiles, she really smiles. No pretences, She smiles from her heart and speaks with her eyes. It is amazing how many ways women smiles. She has a tender smile, a loving smile, a what will I do with you kinda smile. A saucy grin. a smile of gentle indulgence and finally the best of them the complete smile. The smile that says Whatever you are, however you are, I love you.

The way they get all in a frenzy, when they want to let you know of their achievements. Their eyes say I want you to be proud of me but they will die rather than admit it, After all they only wanted to let you know.

I love a woman when she loses her temper. She gets all fluttered, says all sort of things she doesn't mean, is generally very harsh and then bursts into tears. Now help me out here, who is one being yelled at?

I am amazed at the reticence of a woman. If men were dished even half the crap some women are dished out every day we would raise a hue and cry. But women bear it all and come out smiling. They even manage to love the jerk who does it all to them.

I love the general do-good attitude that is an undeniable part of every woman. They are out to reform everyone. They will give you sermons on all your vices (by the number of vices they list you will feel a worse insect than Satan will) and tell you have to reform to be a better person. And will be hurt if you don't wanna change.

I know you may think me a sadist due to this but personally I think the most beautiful and irresistible thing about a woman is her tear. It is guaranteed to break down the hardest of resistances and melt the stoniest hearts. On the other side it also shows the breaking of all the barriers a woman builds up. When a woman is crying she is opening up completely before you and trusts you enough for it.

And finally the answer I heard most often, I can't tell you any single thing that I love about a woman, It is the perfect mix that makes men go weak-kneed. The sensuality combined with nurturing, the naughtiness combined with caring, the vivacity coupled with quiet understanding. It is a heady mix and man, it is very intoxicating.